I seek the bravest and the finest knights in the land who will join me in my court at Camelot. We shall say ‘Ni!’ again to you if you do not appease us. Oh, but you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. Oh, but you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Look, it’s my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can. What are you going to do, bleed on me? Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who.